When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.
My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009
Get the Smuggle my Cuban mug.the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008
Get the poop smuggler mug.Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012
Get the Nut Snuggie mug.A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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by ShelbyxTaylorrrr December 26, 2008
Get the Snuggie mug.A girl that is only doable when a snuggie is covering her body durning sex. The one receiving is having the snuggie covered by the one giving it to them. Doggie style is the most common position.
by KurtMaGurt July 25, 2009
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