Smuckers

to be jealous

"i am completely smuckers--your bling is 3x brigher than mine."

by shanghi January 30, 2004

Smuckers pussy

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.

bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.

other bro: Oh yeah bro??

bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy

by Robaboooey December 6, 2021

smuckerdoodle

Another name for a Smuckers brand Uncrustable. Believed to have originated in central Texas where the name was often confused for a local tradition in which the outer most part of a donut is removed and used as cattle or pig feed prior to being slaughtered as a kind of “last meal” celebration.

Bro wya

At H-E-B getting random shit and some uncrustables for my girl, it’s all she eats lmfao.

Brooo💀💀💀 is this girl a cow ?

lol I meant smuckerdoodles…But also yea she’s a bit of a hog

by Wangledangus April 2, 2023

Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.

Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"

by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Smuckering

The sexual act of smushing the two lips of a woman's vagina together so that her clit pokes out, a la smackers jelly from a PB and J sandwich

"Smucker me timbers!" Is heard while smuckering

by Jam Ma'am January 11, 2014

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003