snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

Smucked

When you get smushed during sex with a fat chick.

"Dude, did you hear what happened when he brought home fat chick from the bar? They had sex and he got smucked"

by Dan Price October 8, 2007

spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker

My god you were so fucking spackered last night.

by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012

Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012

snickered

Being under the influence of alcohol.

Breaking the lock off Pop's liquor cabinet and taking a few swigs, off the record, of course.

by Dan Starr July 6, 2005