Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.

I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown

by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016

k-town smackdown

When you're having sex with a girl and then you jizz in the condom and hit her in the face with it until it breaks open.

Adam gave Megan a K-Town Smackdown last night. There are still marks on her face!

by sexual.deviant December 12, 2009

The Smackdown

To lay the smackdown on someone, to annihilate them or to win an argument or fight with ease.

Man 1: 'Dude, this girl Nicola, she came at me all like, "dick, why you been acting so fucked towards me?"'
Man 2: 'Damn, what did you do?'
Man 1: 'I laid The Smackdown on that fuckin' bitch!'
Man 2: 'Word.'

by B to the Rittain August 19, 2006

Facebook Smackdown

Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.

Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!

Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"

Joe Blow: "Me"

Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."

And so on.... for like 30 comments.

Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."

by Original Bliss October 17, 2010

karmic smackdown

When the universe finally delivers an epic and/or poetically just payback to someone who really, really deserves it.

"Yeah, so remember that radio blowhard who made those misogynistic and racist comments? He lost his voice, his sponsors, and got arrested for drug possession - narcotics and Viagra without prescriptions. Gotta love the karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

Suckadown

To consume an alcoholic beverage as fast as possible. Mostly used in Australia

Eg. 1 On a hot Friday arvo i walk into the house and my flat mate yells at the top of his lungs Suckadown, i take that ice cold Beer from his hand and drink!!!!!!

Eg. 2 In a group. Cheer's everyone "SUCKADOWN"

by AussieDanos April 28, 2014

Imperial Smackdown

To completely Pwn or Slaughter someone in Logical Debate, or an instance of such Pwnage. See StarDestroyer.Net's Hate Mail page for examples. Synonym: 'Mike Wong'

Wow, Mike just laid the Imperial Smackdown on Stewie!

by Executor32 April 7, 2004