One who drinks too much, and works in classless places, too lazy to make well of themselves, but just settles for what they think pays. Not faithfull, is paranoid about the many lies they tell, and is way too hot tempered. crappy relationship material.
by Mrqdsde March 14, 2010
Get the smootmug. n. A vaginal dingleberry, a camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown if you will, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe. As a medical term; when a particle of human feces rests in the labia.
Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
by abbc September 14, 2006
Get the smootmug. Much of these definitions may be true but one version of the word Smoot originated from a silly deviation from the word 'SMUT' which is created by replacing the 'U' with a double 'O' for use in chatrooms where the word 'smut' or 'porn' is not appropriate.
"It's pretty hard to surf the web when your bandwidth is being used for downloading smoot torrents."
"My hard drive is getting pretty full, so I guess I better burn some of these smoot videos to DVD lol!"
"My hard drive is getting pretty full, so I guess I better burn some of these smoot videos to DVD lol!"
by Alfoo January 6, 2008
Get the smootmug. semen, cum that is created while on a boat
named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen
named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen
I hit the bith in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay
Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.
Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.
by The A Team of the Food Bank August 28, 2008
Get the smootmug. n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 18, 2008
Get the smootmug. by sirflinstone January 20, 2010
Get the smoot zongmug. by Dj Allen September 15, 2007
Get the Smooting offmug.