Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too

Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

by RoyalSpaz February 8, 2022

Smoliver

Anyone who looks like, acts like, our just might be Dwight Schrute.

Is That the guy from the Office?? No, it's Smoliver.

by Bra son June 9, 2011

samolies

Dollars. Usually used when the amount is high.

"What'd you pay for those spinner wheels?"

"3,000 samolies each"

by brust September 3, 2008

smoing

Misspelled word for 'smoking'.

person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass

by daktour_noob January 8, 2022

little smokie fest

A party that is usually categorized by the abundance of males that are 12 years of age or lower.

My little brother had a party with all of his friends over. It was such a little smokie fest.

by Jaheebajizzle December 29, 2007

li'l smokie

a condition where a females clitoris is so large it looks like a small penis or li'l smokies snack weiners.

Man1: So did you and Krissy hook up last night?
man2: we were going to but she had a li'l smokie

by Andee K. December 1, 2007

Scoliosis

Scoliosis is the curvature of the spine, but in very rare cases, can occur in the neck. Usually in an S or C shape. Depending on the severity of it, will depend on the pain. Usually affects girls, but boys can get it. Doctors still haven't determined why it happens. If spotted soon enough, a doctor can brace it, meaning you wear a brace on your back. This prevents it from curving more, but will not reduce the curve. But in cases where it is not spotted quickly enough, surgery is usually required to fix it, or it may cause breathing and walking troubles in the future. The surgery procedure goes like this: Once you are knocked out, they make an incision on your back, usually from the top of the spine to the tailbone. Then they straighten out the vertebrae, and place 2 metal rods on each side on the now straightened spine. They also attach screws, to keep the rods from shifting around. Then they take bone chips from your hips, and the "bone bank" and sprinkle it over the spine, so in time the bone will merge and become part of your spine. Usually when you have severe scoliosis, your shoulders are uneven, so on one shoulder they have to pull the muscles and nerves up, and on one they have to pull it down. While your recovering, most people experience muscle spasms in their shoulders. After six months is when you can start doing things like lifting, bending down, reaching up, etc. again. A full year is the full recovery.

Scoliosis IS a big deal, and DOES affect your life, whether you have the surgery or have to wear a brace, but from someone who went through the surgery, I would MUCH rather have been able to wear the brace. I had severe scoliosis at at 73 degree curve, and had the surgery. A lot of the nurses said that they had never seen a curve as bad as mine was. I had the surgery a little over a month ago. For five more months, (obviously when you first have the surgery it's six months), I can't lift anything over 5 pounds, play sports, bend down, reach up, and at school I have to bring a pillow to support my back. I have to have support on my back, so the little benches that everyone sits on at lunch I can't use, and I have to pull up a folding chair. I missed about a month of school, and still can't attend a full day yet. It's a pretty hard thing to deal with, physically of course, but also emotionally. When I see other kids able to run around, and sit comfortably, and even pick up something heavy, I get jealous. because I know I can't. But with the support of my family and friends I'm on my way to a very long, but hopefully good recovery.

by scoliosis_surviver(: April 17, 2011