smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously

My girlfriend was smoking a blunt then out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!

by D-what!! March 13, 2008

Smokemeat

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.

"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.

by P-Niss November 29, 2004

smokedmeat

oral sex pleasure that is performed when a female who is smoking a blunt also sucks a penis simaltanoiusly

Dude my girlfreind was smoking a blunt when out of nowhere she started giving me smokedmeat!!

by D-what!! March 13, 2008