smokestack 

very hot woman who sparks instant arousal upon viewing

Dude, that chick is a total smokestack.

smokestack by Skinhead April 27, 2006

mexican smokestack 

The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.

"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."

mexican smokestack by Christa Fratto January 21, 2009

smokestackado 

pronounced "smokestack-a-do", meaning "it's the most I can do". Coined some time in early 2008 while playing billiards pretty terribly.

seller: "I'm willing to let this 1772 flint-lock rifle with spring-loaded bayonet go for $6,000"
Corey (Big Hoss): "I'll give you like...80 bucks. Smokestackado"

smokestackado by FudgeMoney February 21, 2011

Smokeshow 

To be a smokeshow is to be so great, goodlooking, and out of this world. It is derived from the term Smoking hot. as in..."shes' smoking hot"

You were a Smokeshow last night on the dancefloor. Or/ Your a complete smokeshow

Smokeshow by Evan Santa September 8, 2007

Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.

Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!

Intellectual Smokestack by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010

smokestack 

when a girl gives you that sloppy toppy gluck gluck 9000 while blowing smoke on your schmeat

“yo babe can you gimme that smokestack?”
“yeah papa smurf just lemme grab my nic stick”

smokestack by zachori January 9, 2021

Smokeshow 

A girl who is both smoking hot and entertaining.

Man those girls we ran into at the bar last night were such smokeshows, we should've stuck with them all night

Smokeshow by Hitman73 January 21, 2011