smeedz

smaller than extra small super tight so tight u can see ya heart beaten or to small. when u see someone who had that jacket for more than 5 years and they need to pass it to they kids

dag trevor got that smeedz jacket

by chrisbrownwifey0211 May 1, 2006

Smedders

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.

"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"

by Cripper June 9, 2018

snedwheech

Snedwheech is another term for an “epic sandwich”.

“That’s a tasty snedwheech you got there!”
“May I have one moldy snedwheech, please?”

by ViolentHamster8II April 15, 2021

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

woke smeed

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed

"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."

by White Eyed Peas May 13, 2005

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 1, 2008

snedgeamitosis

a rare disease, causing twitching of the victims nose and culminating in the user exhibiting snedge-like behaviour

bastard fuck shit damn bollix, twitch twitch, ooooh sorry, i think i'm coming down with snedgeamitosis.

by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004