Stilton

A man who just can't help saying cheesy things.
Everything sentence has an elipses after it and most probably one of these ^_^ and he tries too hard to sound cool, but ends up sounding like a complete idiot.

Stilton: You have to hear that song, it has ear splitting beauty...

Stilton: That town you're in is no place for a gentle female metal lover

Stilton: My kittens love to chill under the duvet ^_^

Sitlton: Coffee and cigarettes = a good morning for DaWN.

by mynamegoeshere September 2, 2006

samilton

An asshole who thinks he is better than everyone else.
his inner goodness comes once in a very long time. And he is mainly a whiny bitch

guy 1: Oh hey! it's Samilton.
girl 1: Oh shit! cover my face before he comes here.
guy 1: why?
girl ! : because he is a first class asshole.

by uronefriend March 27, 2020

Stilton-legs

Pale, white legs, with visalbe blue veins, resembling the appearance of Stilton cheese.

That girl has got Stilton-legs.

by willtom117 August 10, 2012

shilton

Rank ass girl with a NASTY mustache!! Nobody want to get with her or be friends with her so she cruises main everynight in her shitty car! But you can get it waxed for $13.00.

Sometimes my boyfriend tells me, "damn I wish I could grow a shilton!"

by Butchesssssss June 23, 2010

stilton piglick

The moment of realisation in which having gone down on a female you realise her vagina is that of such gut wrenching fish-cheese-dirtity one begins to retch in disgust yet attempt to stifle the notion however result by making a high pitched squeal much like that of a pig

Keith: You know you should get that checked out..

Fatima: That squeal wasn't a stilton piglick was it?

Keith: I'm afraid so.

*Fatima weeps*

by glandular poet January 15, 2012

shilton

a good person, someone who cares about right from wrong, someone who is strong and has anger issues, and can be a psychopath if they chooses to, their loyal and responsible, doesn’t trust easily do if that trust is broken it can never be repaired

“he’s so nice a good person” “ nah he’s a good shilton”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Stilton-Scoop

The Stilton-Scoop is when a person engages in particularly vigorous exercise to load up their gooch with as much Duck Butter as possible; they will then proceed to scrape the duck butter on their index and middle finger from back to front, and fishhook an unsuspecting adversary/lover with the creamy goodness.

"While brad was hitting it from behind last night, he pulled out, and a few seconds later he hit me with the ol' Stilton-Scoop, before going right back in there. He's so romantic"

by XIX_VIII February 23, 2024