smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

smithing

the act of hitting one piece of metal with another, bigger piece of metal...

verb

Smithing is def the most useful skill in Skyrim.

by zia sparx October 31, 2017

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011

Sighington

A place where people sigh to their doom.

"Oh your going to Sighington to pay your crimes"

by RandomButRight June 9, 2021

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021

Will Smithing

A sexual act between consenting adults where the one partner slaps the face of the other partner and then sits down and yells "Get my dick in your mother fucking mouth".

Dude 1 - She seems open to a little S&M.

Dude 2 - Oh yeah, we do a little Will Smithing to mix it up a bit and keep it exciting.

by Spudsy G April 8, 2022

smithing

When your english teacher finger fucks herself and then smells her hand.

Me: Dude, look at Ms. Smith!
Friend: Yeah, shes totally smithing!!! Wait, is she having a riley?

by Lord Revan57 May 5, 2008