smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010

sidebitch

like a sidekick to a complete bitch.

She's like Leah's total SIDEBITCH.

by XxLOL_iLY123xX February 6, 2009

smidget

an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.

that girl is so optimistic and lives in her own little world, what a smidget!

by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012

smidget

Someone who is very short, but not quite a midget.

Wow, look at that short guy! He doesn't look like a dwarf, he's just a smidget.

by CJansen May 3, 2008

smidget

a small midget

that midget over there is small.

son thats what you call a smidget.

by Webee April 21, 2009