crow smart 

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.

Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.

crow smart by themainmop January 17, 2014

smart dumb

when someone is seemingly smart but contradicts that belief by their dumb actions and choices of words

"it's a thing" - Pewdiepie 2020

"I keep telling you guys it's a thing. I'm smart dumb, look it up. uuh If it's not a thing, I should make it a thing" -Pewdiepie 2020

smart dumb by screaming_leeks June 28, 2020

skertboy 

A guy who wears old fashion clothes, and whips around in his car. A skertboy has much class and a way with the ladies, but tends to fool around often. You'll find a skertboy smoking a cigar by the log cabin.

" man dude you were whipping around the corner, youre such a skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".

skertboy by pf420blaze June 3, 2015

Smart Fella 

The Opposite of a Fart Smella

You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella

Smart Fella by Wakattackius the devourer September 29, 2021

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Smart Fart 

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.

Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!

Smart Fart by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

scary smart 

A demonstrated level of superior mental intelligence, accompanied by a high I.Q., beyond that which people of "average" intelligence find comfortable or can understand, often to such a greater degree that it leaves them feeling intimidated or even somewhat frightened.

There is "smart," there is "really smart," and there is "scary smart"—so smart that you are glad the person uses their mind for good and not to rule the planet for their own enrichment. ~Professor David Tulloch, Rutgers University

scary smart by ZenWarrior October 17, 2009