john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

Seltzerberg

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, better known as the directors who have created such cinematic abominations as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampires Suck.

The latest Seltzerberg production was widely panned by critics yet made $15 million in its first week.

by He of One Letter August 6, 2010

Smelt

Smelt (adj) refers to a person who is physically and spiritually attractive on another level.

Synonyms include: hawt smexy fabulous Peng

Smelt is used to describe someone's level of attractiveness.

Rowan: "Donald's Smelt as heck."
Rosie and Greg: "what does that mean? "
Rowan: "It means he's frickin' Peng."

by EvilNoodles January 1, 2019

sheltzim

The polite proverbial way to shoot one's load in another one's mouth

Ken sheltzim'd in Barbie's mouth.

by Skems May 9, 2007

Smelton

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty

Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018

Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple

Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010