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The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)
Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.
by Rickky shaw December 24, 2010
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