Smegmaladon 

A massive cunht

The teacher bitch was being a hell of a smegmaladon

Smegmaladon by Shardicrawthhousen June 8, 2022

Smegalodon

A nonchalant, mysterious main character.

“They call me… the Smegalodon!”

Smegalodon by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025

Smegladoff 

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

Smegladoff by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff 

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

smegladoff by Bzlots May 9, 2023

Smegmadonis 

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

Smegmadonis by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024

Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.

Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"

Smegmadon by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024