smedium 

An article of clothing that really doesn’t fit ya...size up next time, sweetie.

Britney: “Did Troy’s shirt shrink in the wash?”
Sabrina: “Nah, he just wears a smedium.”

smedium by EmptyEyes April 5, 2019

Smedium Package

A very small penis and scrotum. The combination is embarrassing.

Man... That Steve guy has a Smedium package. I bet he gets no chicks with that.

Smedium Package by ~ The Mayor of BOOMtown April 29, 2015

Smedium plus 

When the dick is larger then small, upper medium in size.

Zaddy hit me with that Smedium plus.

Smedium plus by LilYoungblood November 28, 2021

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt 

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt by normal_guy August 9, 2009

extra smedium 

in between small and medium.....young.

look at Kanye in that extra smedium jacket

extra smedium by booyaka1 February 16, 2009

Extra Smedium 

The American equivalent clothing size of a Japanese women's medium

The Extra Smedium jacket looked hella tiny on Daniel.

Extra Smedium by Mack Dongles January 24, 2020

shmedium 

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

shmedium by Philly Flood July 9, 2006