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smeager

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.
by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004
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Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.
"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"
by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008
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Smeagolling

The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.

The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"
"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"

"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"

"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."
by Foundation Dave January 8, 2009
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smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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Smeagol

The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.
It's mine. My Own. My precious.
by Smi November 28, 2004
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smagettied

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.
Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.
by Blaze B March 19, 2009
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smeaker

Is someone currently breaking away from the mainstream
Independent and resourceful individual will be regarded as a smeaker. Broken away from the mainstream and independent with resources
by smeaker November 4, 2013
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