Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

Smeak

To squeeze thine cheeks.

I really want to smeak his cheeks right now!

by SharkSlaya June 28, 2022

Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011

Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

by wpkoski February 4, 2020