saltwater nigger

Term for any dark skinned person from an island nation including but not limitted to Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Haitians and sometimes Jamaicans. Used in the same spirit as the word nigger for the aforementioned groups specifically.

Baseball is being taken over by those saltwater niggers!

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

SmartWaster

Someone who is incredibly smart and intelligent, but wastes their talent because they are lazy and can't pay attention. basically a massive waste of potential

A: We should let Darren join the study group, he's kinda smart.

B: Nah, he might be smart but have you seen his Test Scores? He's just a SmartWaster.

by small dead child November 15, 2020

Saltwater King

sexual term used to describe the preference of local guys who love to "swallow"

Cub is the saltwater king of gm.

by TwizzyMane June 8, 2016

saltwater assassin

The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents

Shia LaBeouf Is one of them damn saltwater assassins

by Testicular torture December 16, 2017

smartestery

Inherently smart
Putting your smartness into what you do

The doctor embraced his smartestery while performing the complex operation.

by BZ Majii May 17, 2021

Saltwater Crocs

When one wears crocs and socks together, always in 4-wheel drive mode.

Jeez, socks and crocs? Rocking the Saltwater crocs are we?

by Thatotherretailsalesguy July 10, 2021

Saltwater Firehose

Spontaneous discharge of the mainline in a nautical setting.

I got so excited during the Shellback ceremony I nearly blew my Saltwater Firehose.

by Marlinspike February 5, 2023