MARTITUDE

"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

See Also: Sarcasm

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Scatitude

A "shitty" attitude.

Man, that Bob has a serious scatitude today! Who shit in his corn flakes?

by nacre March 7, 2009

Smacktitude

A form of measurement which measures the level or state of mind that is achieved by the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

All the liquor that Charlie consumed has helped him achieve a new level of smacktitude.

by James Lukban January 29, 2009

Seattitude

An "Alternative Green Hipster" holier-than-thou attitude/aloofness that seems unique to residents of Seattle area, most likely stemming from a deep inferiority complex, and a desparate need for validation from other like-minded people.

"Jesus lady, save that seattitude for someone else and just pour me a freaking cup of coffee."

by Ahr Mann May 5, 2009

Shaftitude

Adj: An Action resembling the actions of John Shaft.

The man possessed alot of Shaftitude.

by Lork Karnakus (Destroyer of Worlds) October 8, 2003

Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003

sarcitude

noun, adj: Word Combination: Having a ridiculing (sarcastic) state of mind (attitude).

I don't appreciate your sarcitude. I don't like your sarcitudal undertone. "Embrace my sarcitude". Works well for lazy people because it takes less effort.

by baber9 December 24, 2007