shartastical

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks

Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL

by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004

Sartastic

Fantasticly sarcastic.

That security guard was sartastic!

What a sartastic asshole!

by blythe07 March 18, 2009

smartastic

Someone who is a smart ass or sarcastic. If you're around people you're hesitant to say the word ass in front of, yet want to call someone a smart ass, this is the perfect solution.

Sally: "Nothing is worse than someone waking you up from an awesome dream!"
Jesse: "Really? Not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?"
Sally: "Don't be smartastic, you know what I'm saying."

by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010

sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

sarsasstic

a sassily sarcastic way of speaking

Gosh no need to be so sarsasstic!

by bubblesthenerdfightingpuppy June 22, 2011

Shartastic

The feeling of ecstasy after one releases a shart.

After 6 bean burritos for breakfast, 10 minutes, and one giant release, the feeling could only be described as shartastic.

by Joshsanity May 24, 2012