Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

Third Quarter Slump

It refers to the third term of school where you stop giving a damn about your grades. During this period you are at the highest risk of getting a C.

Yo Mack after that epic Third Quarter Slump I've gotta work my ass off to pull a B

by Dempsworth March 22, 2011

Slormp

When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.

Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!

by Verycarefully June 13, 2017

slumpcam

When you take a photo of someone who fell asleep and you put it on twitter/instagram/facebook/etc.

@iambill123 haha my niqqa ptfo'd #slumpcam (insert picture)

by itsmebitch August 16, 2012

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Slumpt

Verb; The act of being so black out drunk you pass out in spots that are normally not meant for sleeping. Often times the individual looks like they are in a coma or dead.

-You see your friend, Jon, passed out on the kitchen table after a long night of binge drinking

"Damn, he's fucking slumpt"

by Mitocondria September 21, 2014

Ski Mask The Slump God

an underrated rapper who is/was friends with XXXTENTACION.

ski is an underrated rapper so go listen to his music, you'll love it.

babywipe - ski mask the slump god
h2o - ski mask the slump god ft. xxxtentacion
catch me outside - ski mask the slump god

take a step back - ski mask the slump god ft. xxxtentacion
doihavethesause? - ski mask the slump god
coolest monkey in the jungle - ski mask the slump god
life is short - ski mask the slump god
freddy vs jason - ski mask the slump god & xxxtentacion

honestly just go search ski mask the slump god or ski mask and listen to his music.

guy 1: " you listened to ski mask's new song? "
guy 2: "yea."
guy 1: " sounded amazing. "
random person: " yo ski mask the slump god always got good music. "

by llaaccyy August 12, 2018