The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
by Gregory J. Williams January 9, 2009
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by MurderByRhyme03 September 14, 2005
Get the Snowman mug.slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.
This morning i woke up early and i took 15 minutes making my pour over coffee. Later tonight, im baking the cookie dough i left chilling in the fridge for 48 hours. Yeah, i guess you can say i've been slowmaxxing.
Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.
Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.
by sudonimb May 10, 2022
Get the slowmaxxing mug.An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...
A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.
by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012
Get the Rooftop Snowman mug.Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.
by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011
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