slorts

A pair of short, tiny, slutty shorts.

Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.

by Mr. Weebitzy April 14, 2014

Slorts

An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.

When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!

by b3n d0v3r August 8, 2010

slorth

Anything and every thing.

Slorth you! I just slorthed on over there.

by john doe May 13, 2005

slorete

often refured to for a person who is a slut, whore and skeet.

bill: why is that pregnant hooker smokeing?
joe: because shes a slorete

by acute November 28, 2011

Spornts

A man cave dedicated to 24 a day non-stop sports and porn on multiple screens.

I'm thinking about charging monthly memberships to my spornts room since my neighbors never leave.

by Dr. Evol May 18, 2018

slorny

sleepy + horny = slorny

"Wow, I was slorny last night"

by familyguydork December 1, 2020

sloint

An old wrinkly neck taking the shape of and looking like a vagina.

by Andrew February 25, 2003