sporgasm

A sporgasm happens under circumstances similar to a sponer. Except, instead of getting a hard on, you spontaneously bust your nut.

Man, seeing that girl's thong in class today gave me a sporgasm. It was messy.

by piratesrule May 13, 2004

Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

snorgasmic

1. An adjective that describes an activity that on an average day would be quite exciting, but for any number of reasons, is boring today.

2. Description of an unexciting partner in bed.

1. Yeah, it's pay day and normally I'd be heading to the Highway Playground to celebrate, but that seems pretty snorgasmic.

2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.

by Arron April 18, 2006

Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

storgasm

While shopping in an intensly cute store, a tingling sensation occurs because of the store's merchandise, environment, lighting, etc. These mainly occur in small boutiques, designer boutiques, and/or department stores.

*A storgasm cannot happen because of a single item
**Storgasms are intense. Thiss can involve drool and/or tears or joy.

Brianna: Oh my God, this Vince sweater is soooooo cute!

Emily: And look at this Trina Turk Dress!

Brianna and Emily: *storgasms*

by em_igler December 29, 2008

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 26, 2004

Sorgasm

Sarcasm+orgasm.
When a person gets 'appealed' due to someone's satire/sarcasm.

My goodness, Jimmy Fallon's comedy gave me sorgasms last night.

by InternetHuman April 5, 2015