scoreboard injury

The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.

Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 1, 2012

Mobile Scoreboard

Portable, sometimes fixed, radar speed devices put up either by police or private agencies in an attempt to frighten you into reducing your speed. Often these lack any sort of camera, and rely on flashing lights and short messages to slow down if you're exceeding the speed while approaching them. However if it contains no camera, or you live in an area where photo radar enforcement is illegal, it affords an interesting opportunity to see how fast you can go and rack up points in miles per hour.

Everyone slowed down but John kept his foot on the gas, he got a 78 on the Mobile Scoreboard.

by RiceCake August 29, 2012

shoeboarding

The act of propelling oneself across ice or snow with shoes on

I ate shit while shoeboarding across that patch of black ice

by NefariousB October 30, 2012

Storyboardy

Being/Looking like a storyboard. Something that can be easily compared to the layout of a storyboard,

Todd thinks graphic novels are storyboardy because of how he can imagine what it would look like if they were a film.

by RTBGaming March 26, 2016

Snoreboating

Moter-boating your partner while they are sleeping, especially while they're snoring.

Man, I was snoreboating my girl all night last night!

by Gracie Blue December 28, 2018

snoreboard

To sleep on a friend's couch or other impromptu sleeping arrangement for indetermined amounts of time when one has no place to sleep.

My girlfriend kicked me outta her place, and I have no where to go! I've been snoreboarding at my friend's places.

by mysteryweapon January 5, 2009

Slorebag

n. to describe a female that is capable of being a slew, slut, whore, hoebag simultaneously

Didn't she sleep with bobby?" "Who hasnt she slept with" "Jeezus could she be a bigger fucking slorebag

by wsm021 April 23, 2011