Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

sloochie

the combination of a slut and a hoochie

ugh that girl is such a sloochie!

by C_Love88 December 16, 2009

danky-sloohah

A person (usually a girl) without a scrap of class, characterized by chunky platforms, bad blonde highlights, tramp-stamp, and a cookie-cutter "Laguna Beach"-esque personality. The worst breed of the So-Cal bro-ho, the skank who thinks she's, like, oh my gawd, so fashionable.

"That girl is a danky-sloohah."

by sheshakes September 18, 2008

sloosh

To fap to Beethoven.

As I sloosh-ed, I saw such wonderful pictures.

by B-donic Prime January 16, 2011

Slooch

verb. What one does to another's feti.

Ooh, bebe. Lemme slooch those feti!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny December 18, 2019

Slooshle

The gentle splashing of whiskey (usually Gentleman Jack) upon the genital regions of a woman. This is widely believed to be a remedy for sore, worn vaginas.

Ruthie's vagina couldn't handle much more, but I gave her a slooshle and we were good to go!

by superduperduper January 20, 2008

Line Slooth

When there is a painfully long cash register line at a local grocery/convenience store, it is common practice for another cashier to open another register. Blinded by the thrill and excitement of an open register, the line-goers have what one would call a store-gasm and rush to the other line, leaving less to zero people in the previous line. A Line Slooth is one who cleverly waits back and watches condescendingly at the fools who rush to the new line.

Annie: Hey, how'd you check out so fast? There was a huge line.
Bob: They opened up a new register. Naturally there was a rush to the new register so I waited back and was the only one left in the first line.
Annie: Classic Line Slooth!

by theLineSlooth September 15, 2011