slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

Armed Slobbery

A person commits armed slobbery by sucking someones genitalia by using violence or intimidation and while carrying a dangerous weapon

“I held a dude a knife point and sucked his ding dong, so they charged me with Armed Slobbery”

by Chupapi munyayo October 14, 2022

Knob slobbery

The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.

" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"

by Yupsidid September 29, 2017