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Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.
"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
by GFoyle June 11, 2013
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hand slamming

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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Slamming Hogs

Better known as “packen a dip/chew” the phrase “slamming hogs” originates back when chewing tobacco was first a thing. It’s said that slamming hogs can get you alot of kills. Of course in order to understand any of this you have to be one of the boys! Eh?
“Just upgraded to grizzly so imma be slamming hogs all week, yeeyee!”

Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”

“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”

“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”

“Start at Skoal and maybe work your way up to grizzly, wide cut/long cut doesn’t just start slamming hogs boys”
by VizzleJizzle420 February 18, 2019
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slumming it

When rich kids go and live in poverty for the experience , to prove they are artists, musicians , for entertainment , feel like they are connected to real life , but usually get money from mom, dad, uncle, to exist. And they can leave it anytime they want and go back to the upper middle class and upper class milieu live off of wealthy parents, relatives, friends . As usual they usually go and work in finance and banking and screw the common people . A song by Pulp called Common People is an example in the lyrics .
How's that old ex rich girlfriend of yours doing ?
2: Well she went slumming it in downtown Detroit . She would run around without any shoes and clothes and give services to johns . She then had her daddy bail her out a few months later . Now she's working as a financier, in derivatives , offshoring, writing loans to people who can't afford the mortgage and the like
by ymouszanon September 16, 2018
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bush slamming

When plowing a girl from behind in the dark, and you feel her bush petruding from her ass crack.
I was bush slamming ma hoe, and our pubes interlocked like valcro.
by Dr. Schwartz August 31, 2018
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Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.
Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!
by Oppozy November 12, 2009
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Samming

To chunder "Avarywhere", through ones hands, on public transport.
I was totally Samming this morning on my way to school
by prague 2012 January 21, 2012
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