Social Shithead

Someone who thinks them having a lot of friends, makes them better than others. They constantly let it be known that they have many friends, despite the fact that no one cares.

Emily is a social shithead, she just spent two hours showing me her friend list on Facebook.

by WnIaTmTeY December 29, 2009

Slytherin

The Slytherin house is one of the most misunderstood house in the books of Harry Potter. Slytherin students have Ambition, Cunning and Resourcefulness. They also value tradition and are born leaders. It is a plus that they are sexy too.

There are many of mixed blood purities in the house. Snape and Tom Riddle were both Half bloods as was Pansy's best friend. There were also a few Muggle borns as mentioned in the DH book.

Slytherin has long since changed from being a pureblood haven and only dishing out bad wizards.
Notable good wizards from Slytherin are Andromeda Tonks and Horace Slughorn.

Slytherins also love hufflepuffs as they are fluffy.

Slytherins are as smart as Ravenclaws but darker, as powerful as Gryffindors but think before they leap and are loyal to their family and friends like a Hufflepuff.

Never tell a Slytherin they aren't a true Slytherin.

Every Slytherin will be led to greatness.

Merlin was a Slytherin one of the greatest muggle rights activist.

Slytherin people are so freaking awesome

The Slytherin dorm is under a lake! That is like a free aquarium without having to pay a stupid fee. Put your finger on the window and see if a fish follows it.

by bobberella September 22, 2011

shitheel

someone who's low; mean; dishonest

He's a real shitheel; as in he's so low that he's like the heel of a shoe dragging in dog shit.

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

shithead

a person whose brain is made of shits

mr K-Y is a shithead, he tried to accuse his co-worker of using subtle moves and also compared his co-worker to a sinister and bitesome cobra, but they are all nothing but fucking lies.

by it is not your business July 6, 2019

suitheism

The understanding that one's own self is a god, but does not deny the existence of other gods.

Joe: Have you ever had the feeling that you are a god?
Jane: Do you mean suitheism? Yes, I know I'm a god.

by David Michael Cunningham January 6, 2008

Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

by Ainrana March 11, 2012