Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.
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by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007
Get the spiderman dat hoe mug.To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.
Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.
Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.
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Get the Jonathan Silverman exit mug.A male, usually timid and without a mind of his own. Who consistently has to deal with an abusive girlfriend or wife. This person usually has no idea that they are being abused and/or does not consider her behaviour to be abuse. Often times making excuses for her and doing whatever she commands. The girlfriend of a Silverman is often times controlling and restrictive in nearly all aspects of his life; especially when it comes to his friends. It is the duty of all good friends to make sure this kind of relationship ends permanently or doesn't begin at all, or else this cancerous girlfriend could ruin your friendship.
The word "Silverman" refers to the character Darren Silverman, played by Jason Biggs, in the movie Saving Silverman.
The word "Silverman" refers to the character Darren Silverman, played by Jason Biggs, in the movie Saving Silverman.
"Dude, Bini's turned Dom into a Silverman, she's such a fucking bitch. She won't even let him hang out with us."
"There goes Bini, bragging about the guys who want to fuck her and talking bad about Dom again...and he's okay with it. She's turned him into such a Silverman"
"I heard Dom finally broke up with Bini, good....He was such a Silverman in that relationship."
"Dom's been drinking a lot more lately. I heard Bini put him on the couch too. I don't ever want to be a Silverman like that guy."
"Friends don't let friends become a Silverman."
"There goes Bini, bragging about the guys who want to fuck her and talking bad about Dom again...and he's okay with it. She's turned him into such a Silverman"
"I heard Dom finally broke up with Bini, good....He was such a Silverman in that relationship."
"Dom's been drinking a lot more lately. I heard Bini put him on the couch too. I don't ever want to be a Silverman like that guy."
"Friends don't let friends become a Silverman."
by BlastBeater April 29, 2010
Get the Silverman mug.while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".
by jimi d licious December 3, 2005
Get the the spiderman mug.An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.
There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.
A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.
A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?
Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.
Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.
Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
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