Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

Sick dick

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.

Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 6, 2010

Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.

Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.

by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020

Slack dick

noun. 1. A person (male) that doesn't draw up to the challenge of a female counterpart. 2. Impotent

Slack dick: A male tennis player that fails to cover his partner in a mixed double.

by Hollis Wong and Daniel Mckay January 2, 2009

Sick Dick

A male's genitalia that is unable to function in it's formal way and may be infected with AIDS/HIV, warts, and unspecified fluids. This person has a very awful stench due to the inconvenience he's allegedly going through.

Remember that bitch you boned the other day? Well, she was telling everyone that she got gang banged by a couple of niggas and one of them turned out to have a sick dick. Idk what she meant by that until she started to describe what that meant, and bruhh, that's some sick shit!

by MistahRigoh September 22, 2015

stick dick

a very small wiener that in fact you could compare to a stick, very thin however not too long.

Your stick dick didn't do shit for me last night.

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 2, 2009

pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016