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Stearns County Syndrome

A syndrome, historically taking place in Stearns County, MN, as a result of being incestial, or having a high rate of inbrededness.

It also may reference thinking your county or area is better than other counties or areas, on the basis of arbitrary lines drawn over 100 years ago. Also seen in the entire state of Wisconsin.
Guy: WTF?! That cougar only dates 20 year olds from her own county. I want her bad.

Girl: Dude, she's a ginger. Obviously a big sign of Stearns County Syndrome.
by Here to Learns August 13, 2010
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Brian Stearns

An absolute boss with a huge dick, and everyone loves him
Brian stearns is really hot
Brian Stearns is a boss
by whataboss69 September 6, 2010
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Stearns

They Stearnsed the broken car.
by boyongo February 4, 2010
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Bear Stearns

To make a poorly thought out decision that results in a catastrophic failure or demise of one or many people.

To plummet from the top to the bottom at a blinding speed only to be bought out and liquidated by someone else.

fuck up spitzer
"Hooking up with her was a total Bear Stearns."

"I partied all weekend instead of studying; it was a total Bear Stearns"

"Dude, I stopped paying my bills and got totally Bear Stearns'd"
by David A. M. April 7, 2008
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SLARNERED

when you get embarrased or "told" by someone
guy 1- god that was boring
guy 2- YOUR BORING
guy 3- omg you just got SLARNERED
by jerry we'll trust February 24, 2010
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stearnsing out

The act of leaving early(mainly being tired but any other reason works) from hanging out with friends even though they are having fun and it would be best if you stayed.
Alec, who was extremely tired, was stearnsing out so he could go home and get some sleep.
by stretchyyy January 10, 2012
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Swearnerd

Just think of a swear word, but changed just enough so it is (maybe) not quite as offensive.... Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Examples of acceptable Swearnerds,
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!
by Uncle Lars April 29, 2019
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