nigga with a rocket launcher

when people, come out as a certain orientation, sexuality, etc, and a random ass nigga comes and says "I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

Video about people coming out: I'm Gay, I'm Lesbian, I'm Bi, I'm Transgendered... (nigga dragging rocket launcher) I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

by Shadowphantom January 18, 2017

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

Thai Confetti Launcher

The act of ramming confetti down a girls shaft approximatively 4 inches, and the girl then proceeds to let a massive queef propel the confetti out of her snatch.

Dude that Thai Confetti launcher propelled that confetti a good 4 feet!

by friarJawn March 3, 2011

milk launcher

The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.

Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher?

by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008

Slaunch

The act of shitting all over a wall, toilet seat, dumpster, or other vertical plane.

A favorite act of panhandlers and bass fisherman alike.

Ruben (to a Truckstops of America team member):

"Do you have any showers Available?"

Truckstops of America team member (to Ruben):

"We did but the several guys from the bass tour just slaunched in them. Matter of fact, your friend Clay just slaunched the last one. The showers are all closed for cleaning."

by Fuck lasalle February 15, 2021

Fusion Launcher

Shoulder-fired, single-shot weapon that fires rounds capable of blasting holes big enough to walk through and/or killing anything within about 30 feet. Found in the game Red Faction.

I was tired of that building so I shot it with a Fusion Launcher

by MX October 22, 2003

Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.

Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!

by pomtea October 6, 2008