scamwich

The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.

*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*

Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"

Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"

Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."

Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."

by JDMGio October 27, 2010

Slammich

A sandwich made for taking on trips to float the river. Typically it is cold due to being stored in the cooler with the beer, and is made to be eaten quickly, or slammed, just to get something into your stomach other than beer.

I'm famished, pass me a slammich.

by Fat Willy June 22, 2009

slapwich

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.

"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.

by swrkrtude November 14, 2012

Samwich

A misconception of the word sandwich.

I am eating a sandwich made of peanut butter and jelly. But, not a samwich.

by Big Bob Guy December 29, 2016

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.

Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005

Scamwich

The descriptor of the situation where;

- An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich.

- Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption.

- The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.

Aww shit man, I went to this bomb-ass bakery and saw this fuckin' sweet lookin' sandwich in the cabinet. Opened that shit once I got back to work - bitch behind the counter sold me a scamwich.

by Ole goofy ass December 29, 2016

penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.

Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.

by 82BU November 3, 2015