A Slampig has pretty much summed up by the many definitions before this one. A slampig is a dirty whore who is good for only one thing...fucking. She is a piece of meat, no matter how big or small, no matter how ugly or hot. Bottom line...You fuck her and get the fuck out (but not before nutting somewhere on her body, preferably face).
A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
In a bar and two whore-ish dressed girls (possibly know sluts) walk past a group of guys. One guy blows two whistles into is Bud Light bottle and immediately follows with, "Slampigs!" The group of guys laugh hysterically.
by Jason Weibert May 29, 2007
by Neezy Baby January 20, 2009
by Frank Grissom March 12, 2005
A girl, or woman, who loves to be fucked in every hole on her fat body. Especially the ear. That girl who you would only fuck after a keg stand. Imagine fucking a pig.
Ashley Coleman is a slampig. She shit on the bed while fucking Luis.
Tia Haskell is a prime example of a scene slampig.
Tia Haskell is a prime example of a scene slampig.
by ACIABFSSASS May 13, 2006
A female that has lots of sex because she has a low self esteem and has to have sex to feel good about herself. Generally shes a fucking whale, and is a known slut.
Brian: "I can't believe you had sex with her, shes so fat!"
Frog: "Aw whatever, shes Just a SLAMPIG!"
Frog: "Aw whatever, shes Just a SLAMPIG!"
by Adelburg June 27, 2007