shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.

"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."

by mayab October 10, 2009

Saffiyah

Saffiyah is one of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet , she starts beautiful from young and only gets more beautiful. She's very smart however gets into a lot of trouble unnecessarily. People admire to make rumours about her because they are simply jealous. Saffiyah's are very rich and gets even more wealthier as they grow older. Most saffiyah's have really curvy (thick) bodies which is highly attractive for any man . Her personality is the best you'll ever find, she's extremely funny but silly with it and she will always be loyal to anyone she needs to be with.

I want me a Saffiyah , she has the whole package

by Supreme_1000 September 12, 2017

Saffa

A real South African

I got into a fight with a Saffa at the Rugby World Cup final.

by The saffa (Matt M) January 22, 2009

Shaffeln

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.

Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln

by Vipee April 19, 2010

Saffa

A person from South Africa.

It’s just how Saffa’s do things

by Fuck_boii69 June 9, 2018

Saffire

Beautiful,smart, sexy, gorgeous women can have what ever she wants . likes to dress to impress. Good hearted will do anything for her friends and family. Loves attention like to party has great taste in all areas.

"Saffire"

Wears only name brands,drives only BMW Mercedes Cadys
and dines out at only the best places

by rjmd February 5, 2010

Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.

"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."

by LP$ October 9, 2009