slackstitute

A female who craves men in business attire.

Similar to a "laxtitute" (lacrosse groupie)

She's such a slackstitute

by MK C'Clat October 5, 2010

slacksturbating

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

by DCast August 6, 2015

Slackett

Shortened version of common slacks. Popular amongst ageing white collar workers, and Yacht owners; usually worn during warm weather in order to preserve dress codes.

Regularly worn with long socks and loafers, or sandals. This particular item of clothing is often met with derision when confronted by those under 30.

“It must be summer, the boss is already in his slacketts”

by NotMolly123 September 3, 2021