Slab

A Large Piece Of Meat And Or Large Penis

Shes going to take the slab, the whole slab, and nothing but the slab

by SlabGod September 21, 2017

Slab

Someone who’s so fucking thick, dumb and just an all round retard

Tweet stop being such a slab

by Bloodybrilliantchap December 31, 2018

Slab

A case (24beers) of 16oz beer cans you buy at a beer store

What are you going to buy at the bait shop?
I'm gonna get a slab bro!

by steve's cheese November 12, 2009

Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)

"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."

by Yahee Brosef February 11, 2014

Slab

It doesn't stand for anything. A slab is a synonym for slut. Reffering to always being on her back like a slab of wood or cement. Popular among the urban population but slowly making its way around.

Did you hear about what stephanie did last night? She gave a birthday blowjob to a random guy then went and fucked her boyfriend. What a slab!

by Slabbyslab August 2, 2011

Slab

Slang word for male penis.

Hey girl! Suck the slab!

by Colin Cox July 25, 2007

Slab

A slab is a carton of beer, this is regional dialect. Australians haven't the time to say carton when there's beer to be drank, so we say slab. 24 cans, stubbies, etc.

1:Hey mate you comin round for a piss-up Satdy night?
2:Fuck yeah
1:Well make sure you bring a slab!

by Jimma June 1, 2004