Slab

Tiffany: Hey did you hear about diamond she is such a SLAB

Jack: Iknow right definitely a SLAB
by essencereyes85 July 24, 2018
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Someone who’s so fucking thick, dumb and just an all round retard
Tweet stop being such a slab
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Slab

A case (24beers) of 16oz beer cans you buy at a beer store
What are you going to buy at the bait shop?
I'm gonna get a slab bro!
by steve's cheese November 13, 2009
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Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)
"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."
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It doesn't stand for anything. A slab is a synonym for slut. Reffering to always being on her back like a slab of wood or cement. Popular among the urban population but slowly making its way around.
Did you hear about what stephanie did last night? She gave a birthday blowjob to a random guy then went and fucked her boyfriend. What a slab!
by Slabbyslab August 02, 2011
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Slang word for male penis.
by Colin Cox June 25, 2007
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A slab is a carton of beer, this is regional dialect. Australians haven't the time to say carton when there's beer to be drank, so we say slab. 24 cans, stubbies, etc.
1:Hey mate you comin round for a piss-up Satdy night?
2:Fuck yeah
1:Well make sure you bring a slab!
by Jimma June 01, 2004
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