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slab

Mobile communication device shaped like a flat rectangle of technology, usually called a 'cell phone', despite its phone function now being augmented with one or more of the following: SMS 'texting' device, emailer, web browser, camera, camcorder, calendar, notepad, alarm clock, GPS navigator and/or a panoply of other 'apps' thus making it seem quaint to call it a mere 'phone'.

Wouldn't you know, I left the damn slab at home again--and my interview is in an hour...or was it two hours? and now I can't even remember the address I was supposed to show up at, either.

by psychaotic May 11, 2011