Skyrim is a dangerous virus that is discovered in 11-11-11 in Bethesda, US. The virus is actually an antibiotic created in bethesda Games Studios. It is supposed to treat the oblivion and morrowind disease, BUT apparently the antibiotics turned into a VIRUS that will infect 10million people in the US and millions more outside.
Getting the virus: The virus is spread through mouth, ear, internet, your mom/dad/sis/brother/aunt etc who has the oblivion or morrowind disease.
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Getting the virus: The virus is spread through mouth, ear, internet, your mom/dad/sis/brother/aunt etc who has the oblivion or morrowind disease.
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Effects:
1.Boner
2.Lesser couples, due to breakups because of skyrim disease
3.lesser babies born, due to lesser couples
4.students start failing at school. Asian parents rages
5.Person starts speaking in weird languages(e.g. fusrodah)
6.Sex between couples decreased due to the increase 'side effects' from Skyrim, which made infected people download Skyrim Sex Mods on the internet to attempt to cure the disease.
7.The infected will not go outdoors, truant school lessons, lock in the room with the computer(and 50000 pizzas, coke etc) and some crack.
8.After 24hours, the person will SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF INSIDE A STRANGE WORLD, KNOWN AS SKYRIM
9. Daily routine will be 4hour sleep, 19 hour inside the world of skyrim and 1hour of masturbation
10. After 400 hours, the person finally dies of dehydration, lack of sleep and food, excessive boner/masturbation and two black eyes.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Effects:
1.Boner
2.Lesser couples, due to breakups because of skyrim disease
3.lesser babies born, due to lesser couples
4.students start failing at school. Asian parents rages
5.Person starts speaking in weird languages(e.g. fusrodah)
6.Sex between couples decreased due to the increase 'side effects' from Skyrim, which made infected people download Skyrim Sex Mods on the internet to attempt to cure the disease.
7.The infected will not go outdoors, truant school lessons, lock in the room with the computer(and 50000 pizzas, coke etc) and some crack.
8.After 24hours, the person will SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF INSIDE A STRANGE WORLD, KNOWN AS SKYRIM
9. Daily routine will be 4hour sleep, 19 hour inside the world of skyrim and 1hour of masturbation
10. After 400 hours, the person finally dies of dehydration, lack of sleep and food, excessive boner/masturbation and two black eyes.
by Therift September 16, 2012
Get the Skyrim mug.When one seems to be addicted to The Elder Scrolls: V Skyrim so much, that they wind up losing their whole life for the game.
Adam: "Hey Mack, me and the guys are going out tonight. Wanna join us?"
Mack: "Nah man, I've gotta kill 8 more dragons on Skyrim to get all the scales and bones I need to make this armor, but I'll have a few drinks in Skyrim just like what we'd do if I went out with you guys, ok?"
Adam: "Pfft, whatever Skyrimaholic"
Mack Completely oblivious to what Adam said: "Yeah man alright, talk to you in a few years or something."
Mack: "Nah man, I've gotta kill 8 more dragons on Skyrim to get all the scales and bones I need to make this armor, but I'll have a few drinks in Skyrim just like what we'd do if I went out with you guys, ok?"
Adam: "Pfft, whatever Skyrimaholic"
Mack Completely oblivious to what Adam said: "Yeah man alright, talk to you in a few years or something."
by AdamBell March 21, 2012
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Get the Skyhighd mug.Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.
Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.
Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.
Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.
Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.
"Man, those pill I had last night were some skydivers. Soon as I took them I felt like throwing up and had a headache the rest of the night."
" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.
Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."
" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.
Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."
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Get the Skydivers mug.An overly attractive crazy young woman that has a huge rack and can kick ass. The best friend in the world. She's awesome and caring, and she'll help you out in anyway she can. She'll mean a lot to you, but thinks low of herself. she may get mad sometimes but she respects all her friend. she has a unique beauty because her personality and her inner and outer beauty coincides together, and you come to realize that she is absolutely beyond what you see. She tries to be a nice person to everyone, and she always tries to see the positive things in a person. She is a happy and social person. she is awesome and a fun person YAY skylie
Skylie is awesome
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Get the skyting mug.1. When you feel a little skeptical about something but your feelings are laced with a little cynicism as well.
2. A combination of cynical and skeptical; when you are feeling a little bit of both emotions regarding something but neither one completely describes your state of mind.
Can also be spelled: Skinical if needed. ©DM2005
2. A combination of cynical and skeptical; when you are feeling a little bit of both emotions regarding something but neither one completely describes your state of mind.
Can also be spelled: Skinical if needed. ©DM2005
'I'm quite skynical about today's pop culture. I don't trust it and think it's lacking in substance'.
'Don't be skynical!'
'Don't be skynical!'
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