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Skyscraper Sadness

Definition: (n.)The depression or feelings of unhappiness that arise from living in a dense urban dwelling.

See also: big city blues, high rise heartache
Joe hated New York city. The packed subway system and endless concrete gave him the worst case of Skyscraper sadness.

Scandinavian skyscraper 

The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.
Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.
Scandinavian skyscraper by Little BB September 6, 2013

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper 

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.
She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

bulgarian skyscraper

It is the act of when a man lies face up on the floor fully erect and has his girlfriend swing on the ceiling fan then jump off and land on his dick vaginally and if you can make him scream like a Bulgarian then you win the Bulgarian skyscraper
"Yo dude ever try a Bulgarian skyscraper?" "dude I'm 5 years old. Who are you"

Bolivian Skyscraper 

When a male is having sex with two females and he is laying on his back and one female is riding him anal-style and comes up and the is some poop on his head and the second female sucks it off in a slurping fashion.
did you see the Bolivian Skyscraper?? It had corn in it!!!

Sydney Skyscraper 

Sydney Skyscraper is a daring act combining vertigo and defecation. One partner gets to an elavated position (at least 10 stories high), aims their ass over the edge while hanging precariously. They then drop their brown bomb onto the chest of their partner who is eagerly awaiting it on the ground below. Extra points are awarded for a direct facial hit. Variations include, the "Cherry Picker" (in lieu of a Skyscraper) and the "Hit and Run" (dropping your cable on an unsuspecting passerby and making a run before they can ID you...only for advanced afficianados).
Dude, I totally nailed that slut Sarah with a classic Sydney Skyscraper the other day. The Hit and Run was in full fucking effect, the bitch didn't even know who got her!