Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012

Skimps

A slightly crazed punk chick in the southeast of England.

holy fuck! look! its a skimps!

by DJ2k8 October 2, 2008

slumps

Desirable songs with strong base lines

JT produces slumps

by dolo May 29, 2004

skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005

Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

by 40Forty March 26, 2011