vaginal sommelier

One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour

After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015

Skommeltjie

A name you give to someone if they wanted a bucket to wash their clothes, but instead asked for a bean flicking competition.

Skommeltjie, stop drinking and go wash your feckin' clothes.
You are a real Skommeltjie for asking to wash your clothes.

by HeebieJeepies October 3, 2021

Skammelsen

Skammelsen is the definition of manliness. If a guy is named "Skammelsen" he is definitely the manliest man you will ever meet. He is superior to all, and is destined to rule. "Skammelsen" is defined as "the best of all".

You see that guy with the huge cock?

Yeah he is definitely a Skammelsen.

Who is the most powerfull man in the world? The president?
Nah, haven't you heard of Skammelsen? He is definitely the most powerfull

by LordOfUrAnus February 20, 2020

Skombel

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
To masturbate

He was catching a thick skombel when I saw him.

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

garbage sommelier

A individual with expertise in pairing junk foods.

I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024