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stoinky doinky

its like hey man pass me that joint bruh
"dont hit that stoinky doinky to hard Luke you might become gay"
by Your main blonde boi May 22, 2017
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skoink

A female who thinks that she can get through life using her looks and figure alone and not developing her brain (what a concept!).

A female who uses coquettish and flirtatious behavior to move a strategy forward.

One who pays more attention to the superficial instead of the vast wasteland between their ears in the hopes that they will be able to attain some sought after thing or outcome using their sham physical attributes as their only strength.
Cletta pulled a major skoink move in order to get a better queue position at the club.

Did you see that skoink head blond in class? She was totally trying to leverage a better grade with her cleavage and short ass skirt.

Tori used her coy smile and skoink sex kitten technique to indicate that she wanted to fuck but all she really wanted was for him to buy her another mojito.

I swear to god there is nothing between the ears of that skoink head.
by V. Erickson September 1, 2008
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Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.
That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.
by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008
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Boinky sloinky

when the sussy slucky wuggy does the spluncky boingy sloinky to wubby wluby sussy splushie wockie stoinky wlubby splushie but the scruby scrussy isnt wobbly woinky anymore 🤤🤤🤤
person 1: Boinky sloinky 🤤🤤

person 2: what?
by Microsoft power point March 17, 2022
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hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard
sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa
by gurtrude June 7, 2004
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skoink

To steal an item quickly and swiftly.
Jake skoinked the dollar from my hand before I could even blink. Then he proceeded to shout "SKOINK!"
by AngLina88 October 18, 2006
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spoinky

Adjective used to describe someone as having the ability to be extremely spunky and awesome.
"That girl told it how it was...she's definitely spoinky!"
by spoinkiest May 6, 2009
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