grease the skids

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down

Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting

by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008

Mr. Skids

Nickname give to those with bad toilet hygiene, common within those who neglect to wipe their ass.

Wayne: "I can see the brown through your shorts! Learn to wipe your fucking ass Mr. Skids!"
Mitch: "Shut the fuck up or I will punch your car!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007

skids

skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.

"You grew up and moved on to suburban hell, but we're still playing in the skids."

by anonymous September 22, 2004

Skidster

In technology a person that exclusively uses tools written by others no knowledge in the field of hacking are referred to as script kiddies. A Skidster is a hipster Script Kiddie.

Man that guy will never learn to hack he is such a Skidster.

by AdeptZoid August 14, 2016

guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016

skids

brown stains in your underpants from having a runny arse, or not wiping correct, or just doing lots of wet farts

when dave got changed for p.e. i noticed he had humungous skids in his trolleys

by kryton August 18, 2003

skids

Any type of footwear, though usually men's and/or sneakers.

Hey G, where'd you get them fly skids?

by purecoda January 5, 2006