Skitch

When someone gets a reeeaaally bad haircut, or someone gets a very short haircut. Usage seems limited to North Seattle in the 80s. Aside from referring to the haircut, it can also refer to the person who got it, or to the action of getting it.

(after seeing someone who got their hair cut off due to lice infection) (verb): Holmes, you got seriously skitched!

(A name for a person who just got a very short haircut) (title): 'Sup, skitch!

(noun): Nice skitch, fool.

Also pronounced by stretching out the middle vowel, such as "skeeeeiiiitchhh!"

by macro_unit May 30, 2011

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Skitch

A skanky bitch.

A girl that is both a skank, and a bitch.

"Kylie is such a skitch"

by ScarletandTrinity October 8, 2011

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skitch

combination of the words "Skank" and "Bitch". Used to define a girl with a reputation of being an easy target for horny teenage boys and, at the same time, a girl that redefines the definition of a bitch. this girl could be your best friend, a neighbor, or a sister. beware.

a best friend that you've carried home after "one of those nights" turns around and throws a party without inviting you the next weekend. therefore, this girl is a skitch, seeing as she hooks up with horny boys and you're the only one that can tell her what happened in the morning.

by nocturney May 10, 2009

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Skitch

A SKANK AND A BITCH!!!

If you are not familiar with Mean Girls, then that is why you are looking this definition up.

If you are being called a skitch, now you know that you are being called skanky and a bitch. Get yourself together girl.

Regina: "Oh my god that girl is such a skitch!!"

Gretchen: "Let's put that skitch in the book."

by Sessssssyyyyladdyyyyy October 7, 2012

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