Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting

Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch

by Lille :) May 26, 2018

skid marks

Skid Marks is what you get when you don't shit for a long time, then it un-expectingly comes out leaving a very foul smelling, repelling color and odor in your drawers.

"Holy shit Chris, that chick has Skiddies"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

skid marks

often occur when a young boy is just too darn lazy to take a shit. would rather sit on the couch and watch tv. the outcome is a smelly mark of dookdook on the boys underpants, and often results in an embarrassing permanent stain.

look! billy has skid marks all over his tighty whities!

by dr. draygay August 1, 2008

skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.

-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.

by ]{@Rm October 2, 2005

skidmark grand slam

N. The unusual situation of soiling three different pair of underpants in the same day.

What happened to Joey?

He had to go home. He hit a skidmark grand slam.

Man, that sucks.

by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

by weave January 28, 2007

Trailerpark Skidmark

The Trailerpark Skidmark is a visible mark worn(usually about the neck)by a male or a female to ward off unwanted suitors of the opposite sex (much like the wearing of a ring in more popular cultures). The Trailerpark Skidmark is not your usual hickey by any means. This mark is worn and displayed proudly by the wearer, bragged upon by the issuer, and admired by others in their culture. True love in this cultere is observed when both parties in the relationship are wearing the coveted TrailerPark Skidmark.
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK

1. "Damn Jimbo...look at the shitter on that critter! I wonder if she's got a man?"
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."

by The Original Mr. Collins March 6, 2008