Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.

by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.

Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.

by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026

sewerslide

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

sewerslide

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018